The United States of North zyderaterill is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.566 billion North zyderaterillians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The frighteningly efficient North zyderaterillian economy, worth 404 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,816 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, people have become comfortably numb, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. North zyderaterill's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North zyderaterill is ranked 269,487^th in the world and 9,804^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 7.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.